Posted by Ben Simo
Quality Frog
February 19, 2010
February 7, 2010
A checklist for buying a new computer
Posted by Ben Simo
Buying a computer has changed significantly in the past 25 years. Or not?
From Melbourne's The Age, 18 June 1984
Some features that are really important to me:
- on-off switching (the most important feature)
- security against blow-up (because I fear burns and shrapnel from exploding computers)
- position of reset key (a reset key next to the shift key would be a pain)
- big yellow bus (aren't computers good for education?)
- radiation shielding (don't want to be sterilized while playing Pole Position)
- movable screen (I might want to take the screen home with me)
- ease of plug-in ROM installation (cartridges are better than tapes)
- recognize commands in u/l case (I expect the computer to understand me -- EVEN WHEN I YELL AT IT!)
- hard disc option (I prefer to save data to tape, but a hard disc would be a nice option)
- stand-alone capability of slaves (I want slaves that can work without being micro-managed)
- octave range (I need a computer that can sing soprano)
- RS-232C port (In case I want to interface it to my lawn sprinkler system)
- Paddles (to spank the computer when it misbehaves)
- key-word dictionary (to understand this check list)
- country of origin (can I get a machine made in the USA?)
- dynamic debugging tool (certainly don't want a static debugging tool)
- Logo (because I just love that little turtle)
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